How to define a marketing student?

Share some short dialogue with you all:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 
"I am very rich. Marry me!" 
That's Direct Marketing 

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. 
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: 
"He's very rich. Marry him.." 
That's Advertising 

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her 
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: 
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." 
That's Telemarketing 

4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your 
tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) 
for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say: 
"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" 
That's Public Relations 

5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: 
"You are very rich! Can you marry me!?" 
That's Brand Recognition 

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 
"I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. 
That's Customer Feedback. 

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. 
That's demand and supply gap. 

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before 
you say anything, another person comes and tells her: 
"I'm rich.Will you marry me?" and she goes with him. 
That's competition eating into your market share. 

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 
"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. 
That's restriction for entering new markets.

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